Saturday, January 9, 2010

New Year's Eve: Fail

Everyone’s always looking for adventure on New Year’s Eve and most everyone comes back with some sort of tale of grandeur. Typically, as everyone brags about their stories to see who ends up as top dog, I tend to try to fade into the background and hope to not have to share my New Year’s Eve story of boring ho-hum. However, this year, I decided things were going to be different.

It started off fairly typical, so I decided to shake things up. I had heard that my friend, Alysa, would be down in Riverside, so I developed a plan to kidnap her. As I should have expected, things went horribly wrong and I ended up utterly lost and confused in the most dreadful apartment complex I have ever had the so called “pleasure” of encountering. After maneuvering between to the 20 plus buildings making up this contraption I had no choice but to call for back up, which also meant ruining the surprise.

Alysa was still shocked to see me, so I guess it didn’t all go to waste. We then proceeded to head to my house, dolled ourselves up and headed out to our favorite place, Yardhouse. The bar was pretty legit that night and the ever so enchanting acts of catching up ensued; beginning with break and school and leading down the ever so juicy roads of family and guys. Alysa and I were treated to a gorgeous waiter with quite possibly the most random name, Fabion- we called him Fabio.

Fabio was all too good to us during dinner and even offered to not card my friend or I for some of the house’s specialty drinks. My ever so sheltered friend stared at the brute in utter disbelief, so I quickly jump in informing Fabio we would be driving in a short bit so we shouldn’t have anything, but were deeply flattered by the offer. He then picked up the tab on our check and we headed out. Thanks for dinner, Fabio.

The long car ride of rocking out to Kesha and Lady GaGa followed our pre-game at Yardhouse as we headed south to visit the wonderful Miss Katie. We ended up lost; although I’m not really sure one could consider it lost. We were on the same street, the right street too I might add, but it took us 20 minutes to find the blasted house. Note to self, find friends who don’t live in the middle of nowhere, or at least have street lights to aide in finding addresses.

The party was pretty typical, the clock struck twelve and everyone immediately broke off into their ever so evenly paired off couples. Alysa, who just broke up with her boyfriend, and me, whose heart could not be any more confused at the moment as to what it wants, stood awkwardly and decided that was our cue to leave.

Final Count: Getting lost twice, one hott waiter, one free dinner, one rock out dance session, one majorly awkward moment, six drunk dials throughout the night and still a typical ho-hum New Year’s Eve.

Such is my life.


*Posted for credit for JRN 371

7 comments:

Tom Bailey said...

If that was every night it would get old very fast. It is the choices made along the way that make the difference.

Thanks for sharing,
Tom

Pilar said...

I say your night was quite adventurous, especially having your waiter pick up your tab. Jealous! I loved reading your blog, very entertaining.

Lisa Luna said...

Awe, it looks like you had an interesting night. And good job for not drinking and driving!

Jessica Swarner said...

Haha, by no means would I consider that to be a fail... your New Years Eve sounds like it was soo much fun!!!!! I've never actually been to yardrhouse, but I think that Fabio is a major selling point =]

Shayna said...

Loved ur blog. I could so picture it. But yea for hot waiter. And no carding... ;) jkjk but sounds lik fun!!! =)

AshleyNoel said...

That sounds like such a fun night! Some of my favorite nights are nights like this. Not sure why you labeled this blog fail! It sounds like a super fun night, and I love Yardhouse it's so yummy!

alexxe said...

Dang... I want free food. Like REAL free food, not donuts. :P